taking selfies with my friends like
aren’t those the guys from scrubs?
me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America
I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.
Hey guys so you know whos an awesome youtuber who ISNT problematic?
hes so greatlook at him
hes hugging these little stuffed animals
hes great and funny and doesnt make offensive jokes
long story short i love markiplier
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER